Well, now you can. Harpocrates Speaks brings you Anti-Vaccine Researcher!
Now you, too, can fake data for a paper and have it retracted. With Anti-Vaccine Researcher, you can pay children £5 each to bleed 'em dry! Cry, "Conspiracy!" to your adoring fans and hold your own medical practice board hearing where you can choose not to present any evidence in your own defense!
Anti-Vaccine Researcher stands 5¾" tall and comes with:
- £5 Note
- Vial of Blood
- Retracted Paper
The Fine Print
Figure not actually for sale. Figure and text intended as a work of satire. Image copyright Todd W. and Lil Peck. Quacktion Figure™ is a trademark of Todd W. and Harpocrates Speaks.
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