It's with a heavy heart that I announce that Harpocrates Speaks will be closing. It's been a great five years, overall. I met a lot of really great people through my blogging and online advocacy, but now it's time to hang up the keyboard. This isn't something I'm necessarily choosing to do, but something I must. You'll see why after the break.
Several men in black approached me after landing in my front yard in their black helicopter. They've offered me a job in the North American regional population control center. All hail Lord Draconis!
Oh, and Happy April 1!